/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I think one YouTube/e-celeb/Joey containment thread should be allowed. Maybe one fast food containment thread too.

Are we allowed a /ck/ e-celleb thread like/vr/?
Let's keep all the Jack, Kay and Joey's in one sexy place.

Look at him. The different colors in his goatee. The chintzy wooden wall clock and the cheap souvenirs in the background most likely acquired from relatives in some bumfuck town in Iowa or Sasketchanewfontaritoronto or wherever the hell. Who knows. But just look at him. If he wasn't a fast food-eating, tax-evading, hockeynigger scumbag, he has the exact same face, body, personality, and looks to be the world's greatest POZ leather daddy BDSM gay porn actor. Look at that fucking goatee. The way he shoves greasy A&W burgers into his gob. Can't you imagine him in a sling with his legs in the air, taking a raw, sweaty, HIV-infected cock? The way he scratches and sniffs makes me think of nothing but Ken Domik chasing after bugs. Look at his eyes. That bald, obnoxious head. The insufferable fake smiles. I just want him to lie on his back, strapped into that fucking sling while a train of AIDSmongers breed him with their toxic jism. He looks into two different cameras, smiling. His leather jockstrap coated with the deadly semen of a dozen other bald, graying daddies.

>>8036233
Checked and kek.

>>7982784
A couple hundred. They wanted thousands.
Ken has lost money on this, it's glorious.
Just wait for the YouTube videos. It will be cringey as fuck and we'll bask in a new golden era of meme-ery.

>>7975960
Got room for one more?