/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Travelling with gf
>decide to eat at a Pizza Hut in Shepparton,( rural Victorai, Australia)
>She starts the human faucet act about 2200
>i'm up all night with her, gut rumbling and ass honking but i can feel my concern for her making it die down
>strange and amazing what your body can do
>no driver's licence, drive her back to Melbourne to doctor who gives her a shot and advice
>some dirty kid in Shepparton didn't wash their hands
>plane back to Sydney, basically have to carry gf everywhere until collapse at home
mfw she still thinks i am le man of steel