/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15153746
Not sure why you would kill like that, making peoples' food taste inferior.

I'm convinced 90% of people who say they don't like mayo actually just mean they don't like eating mayo by itself. Which is a fucking no shit statement. You don't just eat a fucking knob of butter, you use it with something else.

This whole mayo hate subculture was started thanks to subhumans pushing mayo as a sauce.

>>10188651
>>10188651
>be me last week
>all settled in in my new home
>drunk and having a nice day, out and about, around 1:30pm
>see bunch of employees behind a restaurant on a cigarette break
>walk past
>have sudden “you know what, fuck it” moment
>turn around and approach them, ask if they’re hiring
>”you know what, hang on a minute let me see what’s up”
>score impromptu interview with manager
>list references that are YEARS old, but am knowledgeable enough about the service industry that I get hired on the spot
>worked my first two days, and all anyone there does is smoke dudeLMAO all day (including manager), and they close at 3:00pm so I get my day to myself
>everyone there loves me because I bust ass and the manager is already speaking of promoting me because of shit I’ve fixed/ streamlined/ taught dumber employees
The only downside is I already sweat BUCKETS and working in a kitchen doesn’t help, and I have to be very sure I keep my shakes in mind before I head in (because prep/ knife work).
But this has been a huge morale booster.
tl;dr
All I needed was anyone to give me a fucking chance, but I had to have the gall to ask for one in the first place.

>>9947072
I'm pretty sure that board is so slow that Kirty himself is ashamed. I doubt you were trolling there.

>>9914586
See, you ignore a lot of the problem. You're like a horse with blinders on. I just explained why some of your diet could subsist of meat without wasting shit, but I guess you can only think in absolutes.

Lord forbid vegetarians ever learn what moderation or balance is. Or if they care so much about animals or the environment, work on population control.

I'd be willing to spend a couple more hours each day to help fix the self-destruction you arrogant jackasses are pushing for, it seems both sides are even. But as long as I'm in such a small minority I'll enjoy steak more often than seitan or tempeh.

>>9884801
Ahh, the state of modern America. Where anything that isn't pasty and pale is "burnt."

Try browning your meat, bread, and vegetables next time. And sweating something on the stove is not sauteing.

Comfy cookalongs are always appreciated.

>>9728763
>never done this
>feels good
>fantastic
>what the fuck
>well at least it's in

>>9661358
The man posted curry soup with an overcooked rice-mold, plated inside a mixing bowl. He's either trolling or mentally handicapped; do not bother to insult him.

>>9651366
I'm a cook, I can make it work. If we just cook the meat further from the source of heat, and just heat the bone first... Then maybe after you've put some grill marks on it, roast it in the oven while it's propped bone-side up.

There's nothing that can't be done in a kitchen anon. It's a magical place.

>>9548216
This is almost as priceless as that KFC riot.

>>9548354
The prosecution is going to have an easy day. When they're done laughing.

>>53566
You really do need to get into the mindset of a Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.

TLDR: randumb humor

>>8756514
>implying flash freezing anything eliminates chemical contamination
K

Alcohol is just a meme and as >>8466790 said most people only drink to get drunk, or even worse yet just to prove how "grown up" they are.
Thinking that you are obligated to drink because you are an adult is fucking retarded.

I'm short on cash and only have $5914 and 83 cents to last me the whole week, What should I buy so I don't starve to death?

Pic unrelated.

I love me a fat bitch.


Idk, just get her to start smoking marijuana or give her sedatives so she eats a lot. Feed her burgers and burritos

You gonna spend five nights in it?

>>7073755
Sleep tight porker

>>7037803
dear joey animation anon,

you were a qt.

-anon

any chance you could repost that pic of you with the cig and skull staff?

Will using leftover Wendy's fries in corned beef hash turn out decently?

I have 2 large orders of fries in the fridge that no one ate last night, and I was thinking of using them in hash or breakfast burritos.
I hate wasting food.

Comfort Food General

>Depressed Cu/ck/s