/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20260061
Huh. Curious.
Maybe that just means I'm lusting after underage girls, then, and need to change my perspective on things.

>>20174936
...huh

Ok disregard that I suck cocks. I inserted links behind bacon all these years.

>chitlins
>chitterlins
>shitterlins
>shitlins
you cant convince me that this literal shit is edible

Yeah, i made a steak for the first time yesterday and now my house is full of undocumented immigrants

>>11115593
Is it true she cucked him for a teenager who then proceeded to blackmail them?

Fucking roommates gf walked in on my cooking in nothing but some some shorts and a very obvious Little Trunks diaper. She either pretended not to notice or didn't understand what she was seeing. I was embarrassed as fuck because I was also blasting 70s sci-fi folk music and singing along with it. Red faced I offered her a piece of my pesto and veggie pizza but she said she was just there to grab roommates wallet. Also i'm not fat at all but i really don't like people seeing me with my shirt off. It's just very freeing to walk around the house with no shirt on.

I don't know how to use chopsticks and have embarassed myself (apparently) every time I've gone somewhere with friends and tried to use them

>>9667219
I've barely broken 1000 today holy fucking shit OP.

this is the most number of replies i've ever received on a /ck/ thread

>>9063212
i-it's not too late to turn back man

wait..did they stop rick and morty short just now?

>>43091
>mfw madman Mika bites the bullet in the last epsiode
Fuck you guys S2 of IBO is good. suck my dick

>cashier remembers you

>>8160241
I want poorfags to leave

>>8081325
>'sauce'

>>8015431
tip top plebeian

>really like local microbrewery
>small town so beer selection is shit
>go to fill up a couple growlers at the microbrewery
>they're closed until fall because they're moving to a new building
>mfw

>>7161599
It's just a dumb snack thing I make.

Everyone I know thinks it's wierd too. The noodles are softened by eight seconds in boiling water and taste better than bread, not to mention being cheaper. In case it wasn't implied, I close the two halves and it's a sandwich.

It's not really that odd or gross, is it? I'm thin and lazy and it's oddly filling- what the FUCK >>7161628

Garlic. Only became allergic in my early 20's, and my mom developed the same allergy at the same age too.

It doesn't help that I'm pale and have dark hair.

>>6584263
Close, but nope! I just fucked up, is all. Not used to the new grill, and I didn't press my burgers far enough prior to cooking. Also, I'm a dumbass and didn't put the cheese on the burgers during the last moments while they were still on the grill!

I'll be doing it better next time!

There was a time when I marathoned all the Hell's Kitchen seasons for a while it got to the point where I had nightmares about preparing my signature dish for him and I'd completely fuck everything up and he yelled at me

>>5560775
Is that served on a fucking garbage bin's lid?

anybody got some general fast prepping tips? Mainly for general slicing and dicing

I'm starting a job tomorrow and while I have some experience this is kind of a big step up as far as speed is concerned.

>>5453148
...dare I ask what finger cleavage is?