/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10760729
I was dating this girl and we decided to go the weekend farmers market. She must have spent 40 bucks on vegetables, and on the way home she declared that she would make a Spaghetti dinner.

Normally when somebody says Spaghetti, you think pasta with marinara, right? Not her! She used some wacky kitchen gadget to rotate zucchini and make shreds. Then she used a little blender to make """"""""pesto"""""""" which was just blended up basil... no olive oil, pine nuts, garlic etc. just basil.

She dumps the baby poop pesto on the "noodles" and serves us both a plate. No seasoning, not warm, just a failure pile. I couldn't even finish it, and I typically eat EVERYTHING.