/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17830794
>mfw just walking past the jalapeno section at the grocery store

>>17733180

>>17031568
God I wish there was more/sauce

Tell me about the memorable moments you've had working in a kitchen, anons

>Busy lunch shift, we're understaffed and I'm trying to cook 12 different things at once
>Boss's milfy wife walks in wearing tomboy shorts, a tight t-shirt and converse trainers
>gladI'mwearinganapron.boner
>their kids come in to help out with the washing up, one is maybe 7 years old
>she keeps coming to my station to stock up crockery
>ofug, Imma get arrested
>Pray she doesn't bump into me
>Pray boss doesn't notice me crouch-walking
I was tired, stressed out, horny, terrified, irritated, and using an extremely sharp knife at breakneck speeds, it's a fucking miracle no one was hurt

>first day at new job
>small business, mum n pop place with one guy in the kitchen, now 2 because me
>the second the owners leave me alone with him, he pulls out a bag of MDMA and cuts out 2 lines on the brown board
>hoovers one, offers me the other
>'mate, are you serious? I'm not a prude but we're gonna be using knives and fryers n shit'
>'nah it's fine, the menu's easy and todays gonna be dead anyway'
>fuck it, snrrrrrrft
>spend shift microwaving jacket potatoes, shooting the shit and listening to speed metal
Quit that job at the first opportunity because it was going nowhere, but damn that was a fun 2 weeks. He didn't wash the board before using it again.

>>11331718
>hasn't bombed yet
y-you're right. I'll stop this discussion. I don't want to die.

>>11064999
double checked em

>>11029448
>Put into a food processor

>>10948679
fucking hell that core

This thread is doomed. I feel kinda sorry for you op

>>10897168
breh im at work

>grandma caught me jerking the chicken

>that moment you realize you turned the heat up 1/10 too high

>>10642733
oh wow, did you say reddit?
oh no people, an anon called something reddit!
what must we do now?! this is so scary!

>>10035319

>>10020170

>>9908493
That looks fantastic, nice work.

Has any of you line cooks ever accidentally said "yes daddy" instead of yes chef? Should I just quit or work in shame for the foreseeable future?