/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fair conditions for burger timing contest:

Grill may be preheated
Buns must be in sealed bag, but can be precut
Frozen burgers

-5 seconds if it tastes better than the opponents

>>16118751
I don't really spend money. Most people spend hundreds of dollars on a microwave but I just got mine for free from the side of the road. I had to throw my toaster away to make room for it though, but that's fine, my toaster was just trash I found on the side of the road anyway.

>>16114309
>people knock on my door
>I don't open it

it absolutely stymies people. They're powerless. Punch my door all day, it doesn't do anything.

>>13475653
I hate it when they use the "I used to be a waitress line" but they make it sound like a threat. If it's ever happened to you, you know what I mean.

Anyway I just turn it around on them and say:

So was I.

>when the hubby brings home my favorite bottle of champagne

I'm drunk

>don't return the cart to the cart corral after I unload my groceries into the car

>>12580942
That is cute way too cute

I was just at Subway. I typically order the meatball sub because it is the cheapest with the most food tonnage. Also I like it. But it is messy. I ate in a corner by myself, facing nobody. I had no napkins so sauce was all over my hands. I went to the bathroom, getting red sauce on the door handles on my way. Then I pissed all over the floor because my stream never shoots straight. After that, I left, leaving my dishes on my table because I don't believe in cleaning up after myself at restaurants.

>>12127285
>they try to advertise pizza hut to me
>they're too stupid to realize there is no pizza hut in my town

look how much money you just wasted

>>11871484
>and then, the redditor spent the rest of his life agonizing over some stranger's disdain for his beans

What is the ideal food for the care and feeding of a sissy trap anime poster?

>>11333187
I'm gay too, it definitely matters

I like to go up to whatever they are cooking, it makes no difference what it is, and add a tablespoon of water. If they protest, I just say that a little water never hurt anyone. It never affects the taste, or does anything at all, but nevertheless, they really get steamed.

>>11192957
>>11192971

Thanks, when I get around to it, it will make a wonderful addition to my collection.

>>11059433
How kind of you to refuse to accept tips.

What is the ideal food for the care and feeding of a sissy anime poster?

What is the ideal food for the care and feeding of a sissy anime poster?

What is the ideal food for the care of a sissy anime poster?

What is the best food for the care and feeding of a sissy anime poster?

>this kills the trans girl

What is the ideal food for a sissy anime poster?

I cracked an egg today and convinced her to finally see an endo!

What are some of the most essential dishes a maid should know how to cook /ck/?