/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20153534
bitch you will seriously have a case of the regrets when you see these eggs i got, order almost fuckin up

>>19262199
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>19259472
no it sucks

>>19167101
>>19167112
>>19167434

>>19161310

I like a nice danish

Does /ck/ like danishes?

>>18895110
post mutilated ballsac

>>17906986

>>17580928

i miss the old internet

>>17328175

>>16844943

>>16621455

>>16435807

>>16314103
yes would you eat mine?

>>16311312
I'm eating your dads butthole. Picture very related.

here's my crack

>>16174821

>>15922649
This webm gave me the easiest (You)s I got on other boards

>>15793853

i bought my gf a bag of her favorite chips and it's been a week and she still hasn't opened them

>>15483961

>>15310535
yes