/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I once microwaved my pee and drank a bit of it. It had some white things when i took it out of the oven. It didn't taste THAT bad to the point of gagging, actually. I threw the rest at a place with only earth at my garden and a bit of smoke came out of it.
Also, i didn't get to eat it, but in the same day i microwaved my shit. I panicked because the oven was literally smelling like shit and i couldn't get the smell out of it. I tried microwaving other things like gorgonzola to camouflage the smell and blame it on the cheese instead of telling anybody i microwaved shit, but it didn't work. In fact, the smell stayed for a few days after this, but nobody even mentioned it.
No, i don't know why i did that, maybe for science, but i deeply regret this. Watching the white wormy things on my boiling pee was kinda funny, tho.