/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at my dads having a big bbq in the front yard
>im like 8, he has custody this weekend
>he tells me to get the soda from his room
>room is a fucking mess, cigerete buds, dvds and gross shit everywhere
>dont see sodas anywhere
>finally see a single can of soda on his desk
>Convinced myself that he meant this singular soda
>I was thirsty, wanted a sip before i give him his soda
>take a swig
>spit it out immediately and throw the soda on the ground
>it was full of cigarette buds, ants and god knows what
>run out screaming for water and crying
years later
>try Blue cheese for the first time with chicken wings
>dunk a wing and take a bite
>the exact same taste rushes back to me and i spit out the piece

>>7975115
This is what americans think of when you say "blue cheese"
Protip: they think it's spelt "bleu cheese" for extra fancy