/ck/ - Food & Cooking

kefir is gross. It's the texture of rotten milk.

>decide to cash out some of my gains to spoil myself for a nice meal at Subway for the first time
>"What sandwich do you want?"
>Uhhh, I'll have a BLT (I had to google this on my Android Smartphone to figure out what this was [Bacon-Lettuce-Tomatoes])
>"Okay, but what bread do you want?"
>I-I said I wanted a B.L.T sandwich!
>"Yes but I'm going to need a bread"
>Umm, organic?
>"We don't have that here"
>she points at the board
>want to say parmesan oregano but I don't know how to pronounce parmesan
>say italian instead
>"Do you want that toasted?"
>Will that cost me extra?
>"No"
>say yes because free things are nice
>"Okay, what vegetables do you want?"
>H-Huh? It's a BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, why are you asking me this?
>"And cheese?"
>S-Sure
>"What kind?"
>Yellow..?
>"Sauce?"
>The special one?
>she wraps my sandwich up and I pay
>don't tip her because she was really rude to me
>it wasn't even that good anyway

>>19620778
kek the seethe generated by this post