/ck/ - Food & Cooking

picrel is my coffee maker

I wish home kitchens had commercial kitchen layouts with commercial dishwashers too. its like home kitchens arent designed to be used hard

>>17967070
t.

>>17733342
>watching him stir the tahini one handed

>>17644132
>"I didn't ask for double meat!"
We are wagies bro, "The customer is always right!"
That's life

>>16896863
if things keep going at their current pace, thats almost exactly how much ill weigh when i hit 32

>>16669930

>>16043898
Worth it
Their fried chicken livers were awesome
But my location has not had them for years

>>15518984
>North Carolina

>>15480578
That's just it, we were trained not to address customers as Sir/Ma'am/miss because it might offend a trannie- or as is typically the case someone who takes offense on the behalf of a trannie.

Now I'm old fashioned, and I know a lot of the older customers- there's no way I'm not going to call them Sir or Ma'am.
One of my co-wokers hears this and reports me for going against the training we just had, which is a bad look for the boss because it makes it seem like the training was stupid and unpopular.
So I get called into the office and formally cautioned, my protests that I personally knew the older customers as she herself constantly tells us to and that older customers would find any other conduct disrespectful was met with stony silence.

A formal caution means I could actually get fired if I do it again, and puts me in the position where having been specifically trained and told to disrespects older customers, I could be fired if I refused to bend the knee.
It's not a hypothetical problem.
What would I do if I was fired?
Would the union care- fuck no, they are cucks.
Would fairwork give a shit? Fuck no, I just bullied a transvestite by not respecting the diversity of the community by setting a precedent of assuming someone's gender.
I don't even want this to be an issue, I just want to live a normal fucking life with other normal people

JUST

>>15309530
it's not just egg it's JUST egg

I mixed coffee with my ramen and ate it. AMA

>>13490062

step mom found my cum sourdough starter

I've just ate a ghost pepper about an hour ago and to be honest the sensation in the mouth was pretty violent but manageable. The problem is that I've been feeling like I have a swarm of wasp in my stomach for the past hour. Now I get the name ghost pepper, damn my guts are haunted right now.

Anyone on /ck/ have any experience with hot peppers they want to share?

>eat some healthy non-GMO, meme food
>it's dry and tasteless

Why is healthy food so gay?

fucked up my chocolate marquise by adding too much whiskey to the moose
now it tastes like shit

>>12205099
>tfw bullied relentlessly by niggers
>tfw developed anxiety that caused me to drop out

Wish I was you. Most parents consider public school free babysitting.

>>11828592
this nigga eating creampies

>>10957049
>JUST mayo

>"Time to smoke a pork shoulder! This will be nice and relaxing!"
>Charcoal from chimney starter comes out at 450º
>Target temp 225-250º
>FUCK
>Ventilate the smoker
>Constantly checking for an hour, meat isn't on yet
>Temp 275º
>Fuck it let's just do it
>Meat on, water in the tray
>TEMP 200º
>FUCK
>More charcoal
>Temp 200º
>Check back in an hour
>Temp 195º
>Please end me
>