/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18294308
>Mushrooms
Just had a memory whiplash from the time my mum and grandad convinced me that mushrooms weren't mushrooms.

>be me
>6 or 7?
>hate mushrooms
>mum and grandad really like mushrooms and want to have meals with them
>come up with plan to convince me that mushrooms aren't mushrooms
>bigbrainmove.png
>grandad chops mushrooms into odd shapes
>"Anon, we're gonna try a new recipe today"
>sweet.png
>have a bolognase and notice odd shapes and ask about them
>"those are tootles anon, let me know what you think of them."
>eat tootles and really like them and tell mum and grandad
>continue thinking that there's a mystical food thing called tootles for years
>grandad one day lets it slip out the bag
>ultimate betrayal.png
>I was lied to by mum and grandad
>make up with some ice cream and laugh at the funny tootles while watching pie in the sky with mum and grandad

it's probably the most autistic thing I've been a part of but it always makes me feel comfy thinking about it and a good laugh.