/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be in a depressed and stressed state of mind after work
>bike past a sushi place on my way home
>"fuck it, let's binge!"
>walk up to the servitor, a young asian-loking woman, and say to her (all while fumbling with my wallet in search for cash to pay with) "I'm not feeling well and will now try to eat myself happy, even though I know this is just a destructive coping mechanism but I'm right now in a such apathetic state that I don't care. It's a bitch of a vicious circle, you know? I'm unhappy because I eat too much and vice versa"
>she apparently doesn't understand the language I speak (Finnish) and just nods and laughs along my monologue and say thank you when I give her the money
>when she gives me a plate I pretend the plate is a driving wheel and say "Off I drive down the road to hell!"
>she smiles, nods and says "Ok, enjoy!"
>steer towards the sushi table and proceed to eat myself into oblivion for two hours
>when I leave and am to walk out the door she says "thank you, hope you enjoyed!" in broken finnish
>I turn to her and say, bloated and nauseous, "It was torture", bow and walk away