/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>costco replaced polish hotdog with ethically, nutritionally superior vegan hotdog
https://www.livekindly.co/costco-hot-dogs-vegan-food/

>>11963405
One of these here, washed down with a fifth of cheap whiskey.

For me it's the costco hot dog

Costco's removal of the $1.50 Polish hotdog, and its replacement with an Acai Bowl, is the clearest proof possible of the global conspiracy against virility.

To wit.

The hotdog. A firm, proud shaft of meat. It embodies the phallus, Priapus in his domain. Served with onions, the food of men.

Its day is done. Costco, at the behest of sinister forces, withdraws the meaty shaft. A symbolic emasculation of the food court, Priapic, bun-piercing frank deceased.

Its replacement? The acai bowl. A mons of yeasty oats and sickly fruit served in a yonic vessel.

This is the truth of it. The food court, formative, masculine bonding zone of the shopping ritual, unmanned by the withdrawal of the proffered meatshaft in lieu of the yonic yeast offering. An unmanned society is weak in war.

Surprise, surprise. Vegans ruin another good thing. See why we hate you "people" yet?
https://www.businessinsider.com/costco-polish-hot-dog-removal-sparks-backlash-2018-7

Name 1 (one) better food deal than this.

I dare you.

*blocks your path*

The undisputed king

>>9830553
For me it's the costco hot dog

>>9748897
US did it better

Thank you based Costco

>>9652428
Forgot pic

Also, get your parents to add u to their Costco membership and eat at the food court.

>thinking you need a membership for the food court
best thing about cosco

>>9186927
Who said anything needed to be high class you god damn frog.
t. Canadian Listerine connoisseur

I'LL TAKE 10!

American cuisine is nutritious, appetizing, and cheap. We can all joke about how great it is to eat some French offal or some Chinese bugs, but at the end of the day, I can get a hot dog and a coke for a buck fifty without even leaving the place I'm getting the rest of my stuff for cheap.