/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19013843
The beef kind sucks. The good ones? Chicken, Salsbury Steak, Turkey, and PICREL

The beef they use in the "beef" is like this touch stringy shit, it's noticeably lesser quality than all the other meats, even the Salsbury meatloaf shit is more satisfying to eat

>>17744431

>>15559644

So here's the dealio, yo

Everybody always says that they got no love for Banquet
But when I get drunk it's like my comfort blanket
You see it's the only brand that my mom will buy
So I got no choice but to eat this pot pie
I cook it in the oven like a hundred jews
And when it's done it's hot like young kid nudes
I'm sorry, that was just a sick poor joke
To cool the shit off I give it six fork pokes
Gravy leaking out of the pastry, like cum from my ass from the priest who raped me
I break up the crust and mix it up with black pepper
And when I'm finished eating I feel sicker than a leper
But anyway, this is all I wanted to say
Eat too many a day and you'll sure gain weight