/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So...i have a bad habit. You know those chinese finger toys you put your fingers in to open and you get a toy? Well i have a bad habit of having a nugget of shit in lieu of a toy when i give them out to the small supple children around my home. Ive also grown fond of shit bottles and also making my special brownman pie, special shit filled pies en route straight to africa ( tutty fruity indeed!) Also an update on my life, Iwon the lottery and i can finally open my restaurant i always wanted. Anyways i plan on stuffing my shit in everything i bake. Thinking about chowing down on a delcious pizza? Whats this texture? Extra chunky shit stuffed crust. Soup of the day is literally just poop of the day and it varies depending if i have a chinky winky or a spic working that day. Also, dont worry about us being annoying and singing happy birthday to people, all we do is give a wet husky shit on your plate and listen to tom petty's "free falling" as the shit literally tumbles and "free falls" straight from the gayness of my anus directly into your mouth.

Hi again guys just giving you another update on muh life. So i won the lottery and i can finally open my restaurant i always wanted. Anyways i plan on stuffing my shit in everything i bake. Thinking about chowing down on a delcious pizza? Whats this texture? Extra chunky shit stuffed crust. Soup of the day is literally just poop of the day and it varies depending if i have a chinky winky or a spic working that day. Also, dont worry about us being annoying and singing happy birthday to people, all we do is give a wet husky shit on your plate and listen to tom petty's "free falling" as the shit literally tumbles and "free falls" straight from the gayness of my anus directly into your mouth.

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Hi again guys just giving you another update on muh life. So i won the lottery and i can finally open my restaurant i always wanted. Anyways i plan on stuffing my shit in everything i bake. Thinking about chowing down on a delcious pizza? Whats this texture? Extra chunky shit stuffed crust. Soup of the day is literally just poop of the day and it varies depending if i have a chinky winky or a spic working that day. Also, dont worry about us being annoying and singing happy birthday to people, all we do is give a wet husky shit on your plate and listen to tom petty's "free falling" as the shit literally tumbles and "free falls" straight from the gayness of my anus directly into your mouth.

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So i won the lottery and i can finally open my restaurant i always wanted. Anyways i plan on stuffing my shit in everything i bake. Thinking about chowing down on a delcious pizza? Whats this texture? Extra chunky shit stuffed crust. Soup of the day is literally just poop of the day and it varies depending if i have a chinky winky or a spic working that day. Also, dont worry about us being annoying and singing happy birthday to people, all we do is give a wet husky shit on your plate and listen to tom petty's "free falling" as the shit literally tumbles and "free falls" straight from the gsyness of my anus directly into your mouth.

So i won the lottery and can now finally open my resturant i always wanted. Anyways i plan on stuffing my shit in everything i bake. Think stuffed about chowing down on a delicious pizza, whats that texture? Extra chunky shit stuffed crust. Soup of the day is literally just poop of the day, depending on if i have a chinky winky or a spic cook that day. Also dont worry about us being annoying and singing happy birthday to people, all we do here is give a wet husky shit on their plate and listen to tom pettys "free falling" as the shit literally flows and "free falls" from my anus to your mouth.

So ive inherited my uncles dogs grandmas restaurant, right now its called "spicy pete's" but im about to give the customers an experience they will never forget. Due to the new law (my restaurant,my rules page 11) where you can serve anything you want at a restaurant ive decided to become a connesiuer of shit. You want a burrito? How about a big ol spicy log topped with garlic? You want some pepper on that burger? By all means we will come to your table and you can clap my ass cheeks together as a fart and you are sure to get a smatterimg of shit pebbles all over your plate. Also i plan on donating some pies to africa, except they are full of shit, as dora the spic would say "delicioso!"

Well i inherited a drivethru (more like a drive-poo) and im here to tell you what about my great idea. Basically you pull up and order but no matter what you order im simply going to hang my ass out of the pickup window and shit in your face, all while tom petty's "free falling" is playing in the background as the shit tumbles and "free falls" from my ass to your mouth.

Want to guess whats for dinner? Open wide for my famous "lickety split meal"

Lets say im an chef ( i yam). If i were to take an artisian shit on a plate and serve it to customers what would be a good price point for this? I thinking 4oz, 6oz, 10z etc and well done (cock hard brown lumps) or medium ŕare (runny like hunny).

I remember when i competed on this show and won. All i did was shit on the plate and call my dish "le brown man". The judges are legally bound to finish what i served thrm.

Starting my new business. Burgers and shits (shakes). Specializing in CHUNKY pieces of beef and an exquisite SHARTonay wine. Anyways what are the legalities of serving my steamed up shit on a bun? It's legal because it's "craft" shit and artistically done as it's garnished with dingleberries.

Hello ceekay. I've recently started garnishing my burgers with the small chunky particles that came out of my was when I fart. Obviously in my line of business quality is of the utmost importance so I was wondering if there was a way to get a more controlled shit splatter when I'm garnishing my burgers, tacos, lasagna etc. I'm willing to change my diet or anything to help my food truck "turds and burgs" succeed.

Open wide