/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>weigh 125 lbs at 5'11"
>eat an entire bucket of toffee popcorn i found in the trash
>doesnt fucking matter because i weigh 125 lbs at 5'11"

>>15891038
idk this kid opened a thread with a gorillas gif, has a job and lives with his alcoholic mum who appreantly slopps meat and tattys on the reg this may be useful intel for his circumstance

>>15868674
>pizza and sushi delivery
davai....

things i did often before i knew how to cook
>put raw fillings into meat pies
>never timed when i added ingredients, absolutely fucked a pot of chicken soup when i put everything, pasta included, in cold liquid and just let it rip for two hours
>skimping on sugar when making hooch because '.5 kg seems like a lot' and ending up with bitter yeasty sludgewater
>dropped a tin of asafoetida once
>lived for a long time under the impression that the longer a roast cooked, the better
>nit understanding how to use herbs and ruining whole pots of food with overpowering wads of fresh oregano because i wasn't gonna use it for anything else anyway