/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>5241536

Oh look, another original thread from an OP who cannot stop sucking dicks.

Rather than hide threads, he would rather start a new thread talking about the one thing he doesn't want to be seen talked about on /ck/

Bravo, OP, you cockgarbler you.

in during neckbeards acting superior about trivial nonsense

>>5087296
>people that shitpost about sugar in cereals all the time

>>5061302
McDonald's

No place gets bullshit complaints flung at it so much by so many different types of pretentious asshole.

>nothing there is real it's like plastic and chemicals
>they're so mean to the chickens my chickens all went to private school and studied classical music
>pink slime/frozen McRib/burger that doesn't mold
>my stomach cramps up for a week after i eat one fry
>i only eat fresh local organic cuisine a hot chicken nugget tastes bad to me because i'm a foodie

I fucking love McDonald's. It's cheap, it's delicious, and it's the best motherfucking fast food restaurant around. God bless America, and God bless McDonald's.

>>5006609
>insects
>vegan

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>4939442
this is you

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>all this butthurt over "viral" marketing
>not excited over getting chipottle for more than 50% off menu price

you all sound like a real fun group of people to hang out with. Pic very related.

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>>4783857
>euphoria.exe

>>4730935

If you want to be a snob about food, at least have something to be a snob about. Spaghetti sauce is just spaghetti sauce. Go rage in the McDonalds thread about how you grilled a hamburger all by yourself.

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do you guys remember when they had that 4 for 5 bucks deal a while back all the time?

I've only eaten there a couple times but I would get 3 sandwiches, fries, onion rings and bring a soda from home to eat it all in muh car

posting this cartoon that I thought I'd lost forever due to dead hard drive but I recovered it today

>I'm a lattery day Careme because I know how to simmer tomatoes with some herbs and garlic and oil in a sauce pan

get over yourselves neckbeards. it's fucking spaghetti sauce. save your autism for something actually worth getting excited over.

>apparently these are
>post facts
>conclude with a self-effacing remark

doing it wrong. first time on /ck/? here is how you do it:

>wait until someone posts a thread vaguely related to sauce
>FILTHY PLEB YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT LES SAUCES MAITRES DU FRANCE? I LEARNED ABOUT THEM FROM ALTON BROWN, I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR OVERPRICED NON-HOMEMADE JUNK
>repeat as necessary

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inb4 I need to use this image

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