/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would rather go to an actual arcade, bar, or casino rather than an adult Chuck E Cheese that does all of those poorly.

>>6455938
Prunes are rapturously delicious, but I've had a bad experience with them.

>buy a bag of prunes on a whim, first time ever having them
>vaguely heard that they make you shit in the past and used to clear up constipation
>probably just a myth
>take one bite and instantly fall in love
>in college and working as a stagehand, opening night of a show is that night
>stuff my face with prunes, cumming over how tasty they are
>go to the theater later that night to get ready
>suddenly
>"Yo boss, I'll be right back"
>Go to the toilet and shit out my life essence
>Have to run to the bathroom throughout the night, my bowels are in the cruel vice of the prunes
>Almost shit myself on stage during a scene change, definitely let out a few spurts on the way to the bathroom
>Finally the deluge has ended
>Still have almost an entire bag of prunes left
>Eat the rest of them on the toilet

It was totally worth it

But you have to be fucking careful