/ck/ - Food & Cooking

coffee makes me poop

>publix has a downs syndrome kid at the checkout or maybe he has some other thing wrong with him, he is a retard for sure
>he sometimes writes customers names and what they buy so he can comment on it and be a good worker
>for example if you buy cabbage he will write it down and say next time 'how was your cabbage'
>one time bought condoms and 8 frozen pizzas from the store when he was the guy serving me
>was just because I was topping up frozen pizzas, the condoms were for my brother and his girlfriend to fuck
>told him as a joke that I use the condoms to wrap the frozen pizza so they fit better in the freezer
>now every time I go he asks 'were the condoms big enough for the pizza'
>says it loud as fuck
>pretty small town and there are rumours that I fuck pizza and am a sexual degenerate

one time i was naked for some reason walking to the kitchen, i let one rip, and then i hear liquid hit the floor