/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14018102
have any to share with the class?

>>11643052
dont hate on your grandma senpai

>>11572708
>$7/lb for fucking CHICKEN

I have got to shit and my fuckin manager wont fuck off and let me get a break bros I don't know what to do. I'm about to squat on this fucking pizza and shove it in the heat bag at this rate

You can take a chip. Don't touch my tendies.

>I'm sorry sir we only have one salsa, nothing milder

>>8880916
I would also suggest feigning illness.

I don't have autism but I can sort relate. I work for a school district and sometimes have to go to elementary campuses, sometimes during lunch. The entire school has that putrid smell of shitty school cafeteria food that smells like hot garbage and the air is thick because it's always so god damn warm and stuffy at elementary schools, it's fucking suffocating. Mixed with the general smell of hundreds of snot-nosed kids and their sickening breath, it's nauseating

Why can't we go back to talking about how fly overs have no sense of culinary taste? Seriously they fucking remind me of WWII/Soviet Era people with their cuisine.

>>7437607
>meat pie
>didn't know they were an Australian thing

>people who eat grits with a spoon

>trying to cook when somebody else is in the kitchen

hey /ck/ how bout some food related relationship advice.

one criteria i have for going steady with a girl is that she must cook better than me, in at least one style/culture (italian, chinese, german, mudslime, etc , etc, just one fucking style, deserts and baked good excluded)

so far everything is fucking abysmal, wtf happen to basic cooking skills among girls, I always end up paying for going out to eat, and time/effort to cooking a home cooked meal. I think i'm pretty much done with college women, 75% can't cook/ are abyssmal, 20% are mediocre at best. my standard aren't even high, i'm just asking for one style/culture, seems like the only one i've had success with are fob asians/latino woman.

>Waiter awkwardly stokes your inner thigh while you order

>I like food

>>5937451
>snails with moss purée

>>5931035
are those beans i see?