/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>My desires are... unconventional.

>>19805799
>akin to drinking dirt
Drinking coffee, summed up

Foul tasting food attracts tryhards, it is not limited to coffee, although it does seem to attract the worst of the bunch

>>19723326
This is your brain on mutt propaganda, with things like GPS and thermal imaging technology you somehow lost against uneducated farmers with soviet era weaponry, how fucking useless can you be?!

>>19665385
Ok I'll bite.

>be me, working closing shift in a bakery
>mix up several dozen batches of garlic butter
>show the new guy how to scoop the butter from the mixer bowl and put it into the plastic containers and put a lid and a sticker
>leave, come back fifteen minutes later
>what's this red streak in every single one?
>new guy cut his finger, pretty bad actually, and portioned his blood into three dozen containers of garlic butter

This really redpilled me on how stupid people can be. I gave him a spatula, but he somehow managed to cut his finger. It also didn't bother him that he bleeding into people's food.

>>19282484
This trend is literally just women reacting to the niche demand for "le trad wives" bleeding into the mainstream.

>>18664917
You just know he is brushing that cooked chicken with the same brush and sauce he used on the raw chicken....my god.

>>18606286
It's the Baron from Dune