/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20514861
What the fuck is wrong with you and getting access to a kitchen? What the fuck got into you thinking this shit of a platter was even conceivable in the first place, you fat prick!

>>20480327
Sometimes I should get your head in a vice for getting scammed $13 for a dish you can make home in 15mins for $3.

>>20474575
How the fuck did you manage to fuck up such simple recipe. Where the fuck do you get adding hotdogs to the pasta. And what the fuck is wrong with you being unable to understand few easy steps to cook spaghetti?

>>20451641
Where the fuck you get off making a Carbonara like this. What the fuck got you to fry those scrambled eggs and mix it with pasta. And what the fuck if wrong with you and cooking?!

>>20410528
Overcooked pasta, shit brown overcooked tomato sauce, flat plate, school cafeteria pizza side on top of that garbage. Fuck you!

>>20414009
You degenerate mutt, who the fuck told you to chop the pasta to your dicklet size, and what the fuck is wrong with you scrambling eggs in it?

>>20401928
Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about putting pineapple on pizza you fat prick.

>>20394595
Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about not having breakfast. And even so, two fucking meals a day, breakfast is the most important you fat prick.

>>20346098
>ketchup is just a domesticated form of tomato sauce
>and there's nothing wrong using it on top of homemade pasta

Get this through tour head you fucking mangiacake shit. Take your ketchup shit and shove it up your mangiacake asshole before I dig a hole in the defert the size of your coffin.

>>20332696
The fuck is wrong with you and eating pasta on top of sliced bread? Have you fucking seen anybody sipping water from a bottle and a glass at the same time? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>20332587
Wrong fucking cheese, wrong fucking ingredients, and wtf is wrong with you and ketchup???