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>>8595939
Did you hear about that study that was cancelled?
Listen to this.
*Pulls mic closer*
So there was this dolphin study, right?
There was this dolphin who wouldn't do the study because he was too horny.
Pull it up, Jaime.
So, to calm the dolphin, this chick, a biologist, would jerk him off.
She'd make him cum then he'd do the study.
He'd even come over to her to get jacked off.
When they found that out, they closed the study.
Shit, look at that, look at that fucker.
That gorilla must weigh 400 pounds.
It'll rip your balls off.