/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>get salad once from italian place instead of soup like usual
>one drop of dressing per giant piece of lettuce and maybe 1/20th of a tomato slice
>let them obliterate it with grated cheese so it doesn't just taste like plain lettuce

>>20223531

1/2
On most boards on this website, the overall board culture at least somewhat revolves around becoming an above average performer/participant in the hobby/activity that the board is about. Even if most anons don't attain that goal, they still use that metric to judge other anons. /fit/izens are always trying to leave humanity behind, even if half of them dont even lift and another quarter have shit genes/work ethic and will never make it. /biz/raelis are always trying to escape the wage cage and get into 7 figure purgatory even if half of them are pajeets and another quarter get eternally bog'd. Even absolute shitholes like /mu/ and /fa/ consistently try to distill the absolute cream of the crop from their respective hobbies, even if their takes and tastes end up being ludicrous half of the time. Despite their failings, most boards have a drive to overcome the mediocrity of the masses and either find or attain something greater within the board's chosen topic.
Yet /ck/ is a glaring exception. Few people here cook, and the ones that do more often than not are only capable of shitting out the most putrid sloppa that a midwestern mother in law could ever dream of. Despite being a cooking board, most discussion here revolves around purely the consumption of food rather than its production - hence the pathetic torrent of fast food, takeout pizza, and alcohol threads. On the rare occasion someone churns out a genuinely good meal and shares the process here, the poster is derided for not filling the dish with horrendous slop that violates the fundamental idea of what the dish is (e.g
"Carbonara? WHERE ARE THE PEAS????" "What kind of beans are you putting in that chili?").

>>14538629
i work in property management

>>14532564
maybe they forgot to jack in the box

>roll up to restaurant
>see huge line of cars waiting in drive throu
>park and walk into restaurant, order, and leave with food
>car that was last in line only moved up twice since then
Lol?

>>10997759
>braphog
>A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

>fell for the deenz meme

>title of restaurant is a possesive of a person's name

How do you do your spaghetti sauce? You can make spaghetti sauce, right?

>have terrible headache, entire brain throbbing
>feel like throwing up
>would betray my entire family to make this go away
>take sip of water
>im instantly rejuvenated
any of you guys in the medical field who can explain this?