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>>17307888
Man, the pizza was good. I remember going there when I was thirteen and tricking a kid to keep adding tokens to a machine to get it to start. I was holding down the coin return and made a fortune off his ass. Got me more pizza and shitty toy soldiers than I knew what to do with.

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>>16897186
>be Texan

>mog the shit out of your heat source by carefully tuned smoking with carefully chosen woods in purpose-made smoke-ovens
>mog the shit out of your seasoning side sauces by massively innovating on barbecue sauces with extensive experimentation
>mog the shit out of your seasoning blends on the meat by massively innovating on rubs and extensive experimentation
>mog the shit out of your cooking timing standards through expensive experimentation for optimal tenderness
>mog the shit out of your meat freshness by cooking with freshly killed meat from local cattle
>mog the shit out of your meat preparation process with pre-injections for maximal juiciness, brines, dry-ages, and marinades

And just because we haven't finished dabbing on you yet
>mog the shit out of your sides with shit so good fatties here literally die to eat more of it

And these uppity euros have the audacity to say "that's just adding heat to food" - no wonder they lost the revolutionary war, they lose at everything!

https://youtu.be/5URfsrtXSMk

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>>14617944
what else would you use?

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>>12983557
10/10

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Dubs and you pour it out.

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>>9843796
Good work, anon. People who buy into 'organic' produce deserve to be ripped off.

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