/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16948589

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted them once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Jack dump and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" party cheese salad, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fat fuck youtuber. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Jackfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SO JUICY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

HAHAHA I'M POSTING LE FUNNY JACK WEBMS AGAIN

>>13838821
So do you make a habit of pointing out extremely obvious things for no reason at all?

>>13478992
for what purpose?

>>13404287
that chubby guy surely be sucking all the dicks in that submarine

>>13386100
A new challenger arrives!

>>13329519
Again, why are you projecting things? All I said is I don't want someone wasting my time. Do you have some things you want to talk about?

>>11607512
Calm down buddy, you're taking the memes a little too hard.

>>11328476
1. Go back to /pol/
2. He's not gay
3. Fuck off
4. Yes, saying go back to /pol/ is accurate in this case and not just a boogey man argument
5. Go back to /pol/

>>11140582
He is small time.

>>10983774
Go fuck yourself.

>>10672860
Truly Korea is our greatest ally.

>>10576902
Asians are weird.

>>10556907
So you made an assumption about what the other guy thinks is a "skillful display of eating" and then when asked to clarify what you think a "skillful display of eating" is you refuse to answer.
Have a nice night.

>>10351985
It's one faggot who thought he could make ">crust cutting" into the new big /ck/. No one finds it funny except him and he claims he's not trying to push it and is "just too lazy to rename all of the files I named". He is a faggot.