/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>in middle school.
>used to eat these frozen breakfast egg and sausage sandwiches in the morning
>every time I would eat them my whole day was fucked up because they would give me horrible gas
>one time
>horrible stomach pains right when I get to school
>waddle my way to bathroom
>sit on the toilet and just fart harder than ever in my life
>no idea it was possible to fart this hard
>no shit just a massive horrible smelling fart
>another time
>stomach hurts again
>this time walking into my first period history
>pull off one of these farts walking in through the door
>entire class is disrupted in seconds
>the boys are hysterically laughing people say it smells like hot dogs and crap
>teacher is a hot younger woman and even she's laughing
>this goes on for about 20 minutes
>I was on the on other side of the room by the time the smell kicked in though so I don't think anyone actually knew it was me
I was a serious dumbass back then as most people are I assume. I think I would be more embarrassed by this memory if a. people knew it was me, and b. people where actually mad about it, they mostly just thought it was funny so no harm done I guess.