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>laces

Fuck I'm using that one next time I go to my butcher.

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>>15557358
>mutt
>plastic cheese
calling other people poor

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>>14586319
>who let the retards out today

Your mom's clunge has a history of letting out retards.

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>>13341240

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>>13210171
>she actually dumps uncooked rice in the pan after annihilating the garlic
>at the end her fucking neckbeard son goes "the rice was a little crunchy"
Holy shit you can't write material this good

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>>13107179
Jesus Christ

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>>13079642
>Ching Chong CockN'Ball Dungeon

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>>13073780
LOOOL, natural selection is real

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>be american
>Got to AYCE Golden Corral
>Cut to front of line because handicapped scooter
>Eat 7 servings of food and wash it down with 3 cups of gravy
>Get heart attack
>Ambulance workers can't lift my healthy 500 lb body into the ambulance
>Have to use a crane
>$60,000 ambulance bill +tip
>Doctor comes in to see me
>Gets his 700 lb body stuck in doorframe
>Dies
>Nurses cry tears of high fructose corn syrup
>Hospital staff claps
>Muh freedums

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>>12524391
>3 different prices
>font getting smaller with every price increase

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>>12463438
>you look like the strongest kid in the concentration camp

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>>12396629
>we wuz technology

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>>12287104
>I go to the washroom and I see only children's height urinals and I let out a bellowing laugh. I piss into the sink because I'm the only one in the restaurant tall enough to do it.
dude holy fuck i cant breath

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>walking home at night
>random crackhead trying to rape girl, screaming for help
>80 percent of meatniggers pretend nothings happening and walk past
>10 percent run off
>5 percent look and do nothing
>5 percent call police
>LITERALLY no one say anything or physically intervene
>be plantchad, instinctively go to attack him
>he pulls a knife out, attack him anyway unarmed
>Guy so off his head easily kick him over and bite at his face until he's unable to fight and police arrive

Why do meatoids chat so much shit on 4chan and then do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING real life?
What makes it even worse is these were normies, not fat autistic trump voting virgins who have a panic attack talking to a pretty check out girl.

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Inga Bröst

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Samy's a jew by the way, so oy fucking vey, the ride never ends

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>>11587886
*eats cattle grade corn*

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>>11383338
>Gordon blue
+1 for big laffs

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>>11378383

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>>11008290

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>>10839801

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>>10681655
>hyper wank device

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>>10629782
I'm so sorry

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>>10625202
>shitty daily mail article says it's unhealthy cause a kid got sick
>VEGKEKS BTFO THEY'RE FUCKING FINISHED

>scientific study involving 500 people
>s-s-small sample bro it doesn't count

Just accept it.

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