/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How do I fix my crippling depression?
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

Why are other races so casually racist against us, whitebros? They use the word "white" like a slur. It hurts me, man.

>>11782685
>>11783002
Why do you guys hate the guy so much? He comes off as very easy-going and even if he's actually an asshole he's still the most harmless president of all time. It's been two years and literally nothing has changed, yet everyone screeches about him every single minute of the day. I don't understand.

>can't cook anything with a pan, always overcook, undercook, or burn myself
>can bake, boil, and grill just fine
>have never once in my life successfully made eggs, pancakes, or bacon
How do I deal with this?

>eat junk food
>get bad anxiety
>if i keep eating it i'll get a full-blown panic attack

what the fuck is with my body bros and how do i fix this?

>>11024432
This cant be real
How do you live?
Any job?

I ate a whole big bag of small sized twix. Shit is like crack to me

What are some foods that boosts your energy? No coffee or energy drinks because they don't work, they just make me twitch.

>two cups won't do anymore

I went to my best friends house last thanks giving. His mom is full blood german and made a nice rabbit. Such a good meat, tasted real earthy to me and hard to describe. Shit is expensive though, only part i hate about eating it is the small little bones you have to watch out for.

How hard and fasted paced is dish washing in a restaurant? Im honestly thinking about applying for a job for one. You guys make it seem nice and not as bad

>>9786924
>6 years old, 6th birthday
>love Teletubbies
>mum decides to make me Tubby Toast for breakfast
>spends a pretty long time carving bread slices into circles, and somehow managing to make faces on the toast
>serves tubby toast for breakfast
>I am really excited and happy
>dad is hungover and mad again
>sits down at the table
>starts asking 'what the fuck is this fucking toast you stupid slag' to my mum
>she meekly explains it is Tubby Toast for my birthday
>he looks at me
>''Maybe this ugly little mistake wants burnt fucking toast to smile at him, the only thing I want smiling at me is a fucking woman who has made me a full english''
>throws all the toast on the floor and tells me to fuck off
>my mother starts apologising and cooking him a fucking full english breakfast
>dad eventually leaves for work
>go downstairs
>mum is clearly crying
>she gives me my presents
>one of them is a toy car
>one is a toy firetruck
>one is some lego
>one is a toy dinosaur
>dad superglued condoms to all of them with post it notes saying things like 'i wish your mothers womb had caught fire with you inside' on the firetruck and 'i wish a dinosaur had eaten you on the way back from the hospital'
>pretend they aren't there, thank mum for the gifts and hug her
>dad beat her later on

I got really drunk last night and put chicken nuggest in the oven. I fell asleep and luckly woke up three hours later to find the nuggets completely pitch black and burnt. My whole house smell like burnt food now. Whats the best way to get the smell out?

>using a microwave

Thats your first mistake. Throw it in the oven at 300°F for about 15-20 minutes comes out perfect and not stiffed/dried out like a microwave will do to it.

>>9542953
Whatever the leftist and feminist eat.

I stabbed myself in the penis.
Worst part is that I was trying to cook dinner for a girl. I was cooking a shrimp pie and when I was trying to slice into a Plantain, and I tried to do it standing in front of her, pretending the Plantain was my dick as a joke. I slipped and the knife went right through. had to go to the fucking hospital cos of this shit.