/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>in HS
>Walmart just installed self checkouts
>immediately heard rumors that the machines don't card you for alcohol
>grab 10 jugs of the cheapest vodka i could find and try this
>scan one
>"please have ID ready, attendant will be with you shortly"
>sprinted out of the store
later on i figured out alcohol is the only thing they do card so you could still buy spray paint and pellet guns, can probably still do that too

>person considers themself a "foodie" for trying out new foods
>all they do is yelp restaurants and eat whatever people tell them is good
>they take pictures of their food when it's served

>walk into a pizza parlor that has the word "pizza" in its title
>order a pizza
>cashier informs me that it's not a pizza and that it's a "pie"