/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey /ck/, what delicious fast and fresh food do you order when you visit your local Ch... Chi... Chipoauguaghhhhhhhh

[simultaneously vomits, shits pants, and dies]

Hey guys,

So has everyone tried the new Chipotle™ Tofurito® yet? It gives me slightly less bile and blood in my stool than a typical Steak Burrito Bol®, but the extra cost is worth it because Chipotle™ only uses all organic free trade fair trade Nutrigrow® GMO-free all natural Health-iFit® ingredients. Everyobody knows that Chipotle™ food is healthy because it contains vegetables.

This is definitely not viral marketing and we are definitely not paying off moot. Chipotle™ is too cool to market to the 5 neckbeard losers who use this board.