/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>put on my ceremonial robe
>begin chanting
>rub it down with butter, salt and pepper
>place it in the oven that has been sealed with the elder sign
>sacrifice one of the children out of my pantry
P̸̵͘͢͠h̨͟'̛̀͢͝͡n̸̵̨̧g̴͜͟͝ĺ̷́̕͢u̢͟í̵͡ ͠m̴̸̷̀g̵̢͢͢l̛̕w̨͘͡'̡̧͘͞͝n̵̨a̴f̨̕͜͞h̷̕͟͜ ̧̛́C̨̕̕͝͡t̨͜͢h̢̧̡̡͝u̡͘̕͝l̸͘͡h͢͡ų̸ ̸̕R̶͜͝'̸̛ļ̴y̡͟e̴̕͜͟͠h͘ ̷̛͝͡w͠͞g̷̡͘a̧̨h̨͠͡-̷̕͡n̵͟͞á̢͜g̵͞l̴̴̡͟ ͠f̷̷̢͟͡t̴̀a̷̸̧̕ǵ̵͠h̶̡͜͡͝n͢͢
>wallah

Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH

How would I go about cooking this?

Hi /ck/

I'm having the family over around 2pm for an early Thanksgiving dinner. What time should I take my turkey out to defrost? I'm planning on frying it so it does cook fast regardless.