/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10464993
Please, rape yourself.

>have clinical OCD
>typically cant speak unless I do a 5 - 8 step routine
>on good days its sometimes only 4 steps
>but it's never less than 8 on tuesdays, wednesdays and thursdays
>routine consists of repeated syllables, extended "mmmm"s, hand gestures (I've managed to make these seem casual), lip palpitations or outright stutters
>various symptoms alternate but I've noticed the hand gestures always land somewhere in the middle
>havent been able to sort out a pattern, as losing focus means I have to do all of it over again
>these 5 to 8 (or 4) steps sometimes also need to be repeated 4 - 8 times each
>this means talking to anybody is essentially a toss up of half a minute to several minutes before I can say anything
>this happens once per sentence; I can say the entire sentence after, but it's once per sentence
>if I randomly have to do one of the long ones for you I will always have to do that exact number and pattern
>sometimes this happens on the phone or in a drivethru
>employees think no one is there, someone's playing a prank, etc.
>have to go into the store every time I care enough to get fast food
>have to put some wage slave through the agonizingly awkward process of me having to exercise my OCD before I can do anything
>most fast food places dont have automated service yet so I can put in my order in 10 seconds
>never feel like an actual human being

Anyone else just shake their head when people say weed is the solution to alcoholism? I remember thinking that about 7 years ago, that as long as I maintained my supply of weed I wouldn't drink.
Then you realize that they are best together anyways, and the effectiveness of weed at fucking you up drops off a cliff long before alcohol does. Eventually you're just hooked on both.
Fuck. I wish it were that simple.

Are these threads made by redneck confederate fags or something?

No one where I live would ever say "gel cree chee."

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