/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Be 16
>Think cooking's for women and gays
>Mom tells me something one day
>"You know anon, girls think it's pretty damn attractive when a guy knows how to cook!"
>16 year old, hormone-fuelled brain goes into maximum overdrive
>"Me + Cooking good food + girl = SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BETWEEN MYSELF AND SAID GIRL"
>Immediately set out to know how to cook
>Sucked at first but gradually improved
>I've become a proficient barbecue cook, among other things, taught my brother how to barbecue
>He and I do it so reliably my dad never barbecues anymore
>mfw the first time I ever made love was after I cooked my girlfriend steak
>mfw mom was right
>mfw I unironically love cooking now, even if it were to be without the prospect of getting laid