/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13334620
who cares she's so dummy thicc that most mens face is internally pic related

>>10939080
Is this what it looks like from her wife pussy pov ?

>28 years old socially awkward NEET with no work skills
>3 months ago I decided to find a job in professional kitchen
>applied for a prep cook position in a local restaurant and got accepted
>things went well because i did everything they asked me to and kept my head down all the time
>however, 3 months later and i still didn't make a single friend
>yesterday, chef took us all out for drinks after we closed
>got friendly with me, called me Rocky in front of everyone a couple of times
>never felt so happy in my life
>thought he was my friend now
>today during our shift I decided to play a joke on him
>while he was carrying a large glass bowl through kitchen, I decided to friendly trip him
>fell flat on his face and broke his nose, blood fucking EVERYWHERE
>started yelling at me, threatened me with physical violence
>fired me on the spot
>i probably won't be able to find a job in kitchen in our town ever again

why are you fucks so bad at handling banter? weren't you supposed to be good at it?

english FUCKING muffins

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>9452632
>me studying for the last exam of the year that i had to take the following day
>feel hungry so make myself a sandwhich(it was the tomato btw)
>goodshit.png
>later at 1am feel some weird shit in my stomach
>5 mins later im vomiting
>feel better and go back to studying
>butwaittheresmore.png
>not nuch later im back to the toilet vomiting but also having diarheia
>literally spent the next hour in the toilet trying to vomit my fking stomach cause there was nothing left inside
>get drove to shitty hospital at around 3am
>retard nurse cant hit a god damned artery on my arm,took her 4 tries on each finds spot on the left
>after been given a pill and a serum on my left hand they throw me on a bed
>at 5am a nurse comes in "Hey anon you asleep?" like the pain of my stomach trying to go through itself could let me
>stabs me another serum but now on my right hand(i think it was water so my body wouldnt dry out)
>is it what jesus went through?
>try to sleep,as if
>im there in a bed and i cant move around cause these fking things on both my hands
>next day cant eat food cause ill just throw it out
>doctor tells me to drink just a sip of water
>immediately stomach pains even more and have to vomit it
>mfw green and yellow water vomit
>"I knew it" he says
>mfer playing games with me
>dude tells me that i cant drink or eat for a while
>didnt care much,i had no fucks left on me
>my stomach every one or two hours tries to vomit air or just wants to out of me but at least no diarheia
>cant write/handle phone/ds/anything cause my hand is fking stabbed
>this goes on for 3 days more
>and these were the first 3 days of my vacation that year

side note:my stomach was fked up after this for 3 years and couldnt handle anything fried or generally heavy/unhealthy.Would have extreme pains cause of sensitivity.But now its a beast and can take anything.Feels like the story of akuma desu.Pic related.
>tfw was getting stronger very day

>>9452632 (OP)
>me studying for the last exam of the year that i had to take the following day
>feel hungry so make myself a sandwhich(it was the tomato btw)
>goodshit.png
>later at 1am feel some weird shit in my stomach
>5 mins later im vomiting
>feel better and go back to studying
>butwaittheresmore.png
>not nuch later im back to the toilet vomiting but also having diarheia
>literally spent the next hour in the toilet trying to vomit my fking stomach cause there was nothing left inside
>get drove to shitty hospital at around 3am
>retard nurse cant hit a god damned artery on my arm,took her 4 tries on each finds spot on the left
>after been given a pill and a serum on my left hand they throw me on a bed
>at 5am a nurse comes in "Hey anon you asleep?" like the pain of my stomach trying to go through itself could let me
>stabs me another serum but now on my right hand(i think it was water so my body wouldnt dry out)
>is it what jesus went through?
>try to sleep,as if
>im there in a bed and i cant move around cause these fking things on both my hands
>next day cant eat food cause ill just throw it out
>doctor tells me to drink just a sip of water
>immediately stomach pains even more and have to vomit it
>mfw green and yellow water vomit
>"I knew it" he says
>mfer playing games with me
>dude tells me that i cant drink or eat for a while
>didnt care much,i had no fucks left on me
>my stomach every one or two hours tries to vomit air or just wants to out of me but at least no diarheia
>cant write/handle phone/ds/anything cause my hand is fking stabbed
>this goes on for 3 days more
>and these were the first 3 days of my vacation that year

side note:my stomach was fked up after this for 3 years and couldnt handle anything fried or generally heavy/unhealthy.Would have extreme pains cause of sensitivity.But now its a beast and can take anything.Feels like the story of akuma .Pic related.
>mfw was getting stronger every day

>>9452632 (OP)
>me studying for the last exam of the year that i had to take the following day
>feel hungry so make myself a sandwhich(it was the tomato btw)
>goodshit.png
>later at 1am feel some weird shit in my stomach
>5 mins later im vomiting
>feel better and go back to studying
>butwaittheresmore.png
>not nuch later im back to the toilet vomiting but also having diarheia
>literally spent the next hour in the toilet trying to vomit my fking stomach cause there was nothing left inside
>get drove to shitty hospital at around 3am
>retard nurse cant hit a god damned artery on my arm,took her 4 tries on each finds spot on the left
>after been given a pill and a serum on my left hand they throw me on a bed
>at 5am a nurse comes in "Hey anon you asleep?" like the pain of my stomach trying to go through itself could let me
>stabs me another serum but now on my right hand(i think it was water so my body wouldnt dry out)
>is it what jesus went through?
>try to sleep,as if
>im there in a bed and i cant move around cause these fking things on both my hands
>next day cant eat food cause ill just throw it out
>doctor tells me to drink just a sip of water
>immediately stomach pains even more and have to vomit it
>mfw green and yellow water vomit
>"I knew it" he says
>mfer playing games with me
>dude tells me that i cant drink or eat for a while
>didnt care much,i had no fucks left on me
>my stomach every one or two hours tries to vomit air or just wants to out of me but at least no diarheia
>cant write/handle phone/ds/anything cause my hand is fking stabbed
>this goes on for 3 days more
>and these were the first 3 days of my vacation that year

side note:my stomach was fked up after this for 3 years and couldnt handle anything fried or generally heavy/unhealthy.Would have extreme pains cause of sensitivity.But now its a beast and can take anything.Feels like the story of akuma desu.Pic related.
>mfw was getting stronger very day

>>9452632
>me studying for the last exam of the year that i had to take the following day
>feel hungry so make myself a sandwhich(it was the tomato btw)
>goodshit.png
>later at 1am feel some weird shit in my stomach
>5 mins later im vomiting
>feel better and go back to sstudying
>butwaittheresmore.png
>not nuch later im back to the toilet vomiting but also having diarheia
>literally spent the next hour in the toilet trying to vomit my fking stomach cause there was nothing left inside
>get drove to shitty hospital at around 3am
>retard nurse cant hit a god damned artery on my arm,took her 4 tries on each finds spot on the left
>after been given a pill and a serum on my left hand they throw me on a bed
>at 5am a nurse comes in "Hey anon you asleep?" like the pain of my stomach trying to go through itself could let me
>stabs me another serum but now on my right hand(i think it was water so my organism wouldnt dry out)
>is it what jesus went through?
>try to sleep,as if
>im tgere in a bed and i cant move around cause these fking things on both my hands
>next day cant eat food cause ill just throw it out
>tell me to drink just a sip of water
>immediately stomach pains even more and have to vomit it
>mfw green and yellow water vomit
>dude tells me that i cant drink or eat for a while
>my stomach every one or two hours tries to vomit air or just wants to out of me but at least no diarheia
>cant write/handle phone/ds/anything cause my hand is fking stabbed
>this goes on for 3 days more
>and these were the first 3 days of my vacation that year

side note:my stomach was fked up after this for 3 years and couldnt handle anything fried or generally heavy/unhealthy.Would have extreme pains cause of sensitivity.But now its a beast and can take anything.Feels like the story of akuma desu.Pic related.
>mfw was getting stronger very day