/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20184616
>a board filled with literal nobodies
Oh wait we're on /tv/ nevermind

just boil some spinach and eat/drink the whole thing

>>15583123

>go to the store when i have a bunch of bananas at home
>all the bananas are yellow

>go to the store when i'm out of bananas
>all the bananas are dark green

WHY?
You need to open the fucking door anyway.
might as well turn the nob.

>>10608234
>Americans
>European product

>>10119577
>i've never met a woman
>get out of your basements

Needs to be archived.

>>7021526

>cheesecake squares
>cheesecake

I don't know what this actually is, but it isn't cheesecake.

I suppose it is edible, but probably really sweet, I mean did you see how much powdered sugar he put in that wet mixture?

Are you autistic OP?

I want to rip their heads off. And I've let most people who do this know, what they do instead is try and eat with their mouths open more often, and make more smacking noises, even sputtering food bits out.

The primary person who does this is in an annoying way is my dad, he will even stick his index finger in his mouth and do some sort of 'suction cleaning', resulting in spewing food bits. If he notices that he's being annoying, he does it more, and makes sure that his lips never close while he eats as well as trying to say things with food in his mouth on purpose. This used to drive me insane when I lived with the parents, thank God I'm saying that in past tense. I have no idea why someone would eat like this, then stand behind it like it's something to be proud of- IM NOT GOING TO CHANGE HOW I EAT, REGARDLESS OF THE DISGUSTING SEX NOISES MY MOUTH MAKES OR SPEWING FOOD AROUND

Eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes, then chomp jaw ala Pac Man with mush in mouth clapping together. After, smack tongue against roof of mouth over and over again to reassure everyone that you enjoyed your food, and that you're still not done.