/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11141611
When I lived in flyoverville as a child I visited California for my Uncle's wedding. He was very successful, so instead of having catering he held the wedding dinner at a very ritzy Italian restaurant where he rented a private dining room that overlooked the ocean.

As a flyover "good food" was Outback Steakhouse, Romano's Macaroni Grill and P.F Changs. So this food naturally blew my mind. We were served so much of it, the bill probably reached several thousand dollars, and I ate more than any adult despite being thin as a rail

The trick? After getting full I would go to the bathroom, stick my finger down my throat and vomit until I couldn't anymore. I did this 4 times. The next day my throat hurt so much from the acid burn I could hardly drink water.

But it was worth it. Because for a moment this flyoverboy had tasted real, good food. And I made it my mission to leave my town and never come back.