/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16304241
Fuck YES VRO

Get some fine as fuck whiskey with that kino and enjoy my man!

>>15961823
>The Mouse

>You WILL pay 50% of your food bill in service fees plus tip™

>UAAGUAASBOOOLOOOOOWAAAAA

>Can you handle the one chip challenge?

>simple as

>>14856348

>>14843700
>DUDE WEED LMAO

>TEACHER, ANON ISN'T MEASURING HIS INGREDIENTS!

>>14550942
>you are evil
*splurrrrrrp* ahhh.. lol

>Your posts are always terrible. kys.

GO WATCH BINGING WITH REDDIT NOW HE MADE A VIDEO GAME DISH YOU HEAR ME LIKE VIDEO GAME REFERENCES BRO HAHAHA SO QUIRKY I UP VOTED IT SO HARD

>>14110578
Based!

>>13884905
BA shills here constantly and other wanna be e-celeb faggots. it wouldnt suprise if this soijak looking faggot would too.

>You forgot your Wojack

>>13393576
>>13393582
fvck yes vros were manly as FUCK

>That's not brewed coffee brainlet

>One of these days I'll be walking past a fat fedora-topped neckbearded faggot with a MLP shirt sitting on a bench outside of an ice cream shop, gamestop or comic book store. I'll see him giggling at his phone like a fat toddler. I'll look over his shoulder and catch him posting a sóyjak thread.

That's when I'll pull off my shoelaces, double wrap them around my fists and strangle you. Your pained, guttural gurgles will bring pleasure to my ears as you fruitlessly flail and struggle to lift your copious mass and flabby little arms to stop me. Eventually you'll grow limp as the last few gurgles escape your throat and your grotesque manatee-like body sinks into a formless blobby puddle. I'll pick up your outdated iphone that's fallen on the cement and cracked and immediately delete your thread, then call your mother and inform her that her son has passed away, to which she'll respond with a sigh of relief and inform me that she still has 2-3 fertile years left if I want to give her another chance at producing something worthwhile.

>>12749917
>I read in a copypasta yesterday that spice is anti-white, so now I hate spicy food.

>I have no problem with the taste. I have a problem with causing ulcers and intestinal blockages for the sake of shortchanging myself the main nutritional selling point for tomatoes by a factor of 30 you thick mongoloid. This isn't complicated.

>>12729403
>Death wish coffee

>NUTELLA!
>OREOS!
>LUCKY CHARMS!

>>12691167
>I will never understand why you faggots get so ass pained about people asking simple questions. Yes he could just google it. But asking people questions and contributing to the thread is more fun.

>>12585881
>>12585916