/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"Today we're going to be making.....*checks script*.. water."
>"I've never actually had water before, I always saw it in the store, but my parents never let me drink any."
>"Ok let me try this."
>*Drinks a tiny sip of water*
>"Wow, that's....gonna be a challenge."
>"Oh my god Chris, can you come over here and try this?"
>"Oh wow Claire, this water is really good, I haven't had any in ages."
>"I just need to figure out how I can make this gourmet."

>Not even an hour in and Claire is completely lost

>"Brad can you please help me? What do you think needs to stay for it to still be a glass of water?"
>"Well Claire, it needs to be wet for one."
>Claire looks like she's about to cry
>"I don't think I can make the water wet Brad this is going to be way too hard."

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yep

>hfw I unsheathe my 8in uncircumcised gentile Americock

>hfw I unsheathe my uncircumcised goy hammer