/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>17 in summer of 1992
>put in jail for weekend because reasons
>get fed twice
>by some mentally ill cretin who would cluck
>"here kitty kitty kitty"
>then cackle like some witch as she brought the tray to the door, reeking of body odor, her mound of pussy hair flowing over the band of her jeans
>tray contents:
>room temperature milk carton
>room temperature hot dog without bun or condiments
>room temperature apple sauce
>room temperature green beans in puddle of saline solution
>room temperature fruit salad in puddle of liquid corn syrup
>pretty sure it was all cobbled together from a dumpster behind an elementary school
It was the only time in my life I was unable to eat what I'd been served.