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>accidentally eatened 4000 calories again

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>>11162102
>can never go there again

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>chinese restaurant
>cute, friendly middle-aged lady is always there
>want to order in mandarin to impress her but too cowardly to try

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>>10721848
modern values are so warped I can't even tell if this is shopped

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>mailman pushes mail through the slot on the door
>go into convulsive tremors

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>week 5 on keto diet
>1000 calories one meal a day
> Lost 27 pounds so far starting at 250 pounds January 13, 2018
>Make a plate of 12 scrambled eggs with salsa and cheese stick
>Ate the cheese and could barely finish the eggs because of lost appetite flushed it down toilet
>Already sick of eating keto food
> Start craving a Whopper and pizza

I feel like in about to break here. I thought keto would be great but I feel like i can't keep this shit up. I want a burger so badly. Should I just stop this meme keto diet?

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>>9999686
How does a bread bowl with tomato bisque scare the manchild?
If anything, that's manchild centric food, all your missing is the grilled cheese

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>>9994375

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>frying up a bowl of cereal
>forgot to distill the milk
>have to use bacon grease again

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>>9853214
all this is doing for me is getting me angry that someone can be this fucking inept at eating cookies and milk.

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>>9611907
But I'm a starving third world skeli

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Adding Mac sauce is an extra .85ยข
Adding cheese is $1.25
Order a large onion rings or fries and they give me a medium
No more dollar menu everything is $1.50 minimum

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Just a huge bag of Andy Capp fries and a bottle of cola.
I can feel my body dying of malnutrition as I type this.

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>can't cook food that tastes better than fast food

What's the point

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>tfw your gf is lactose intolerant and starts pooting up a storm whenever she has a glass of milk or ice cream, but you get back at her by serving her undercooked chicken every friday



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