/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8903296
>go to pizza place with mates
>we've been there a million times, top stuff always
>don't remember what I ordered but it tasted good
>we get up and start heading to a park we usually hang out at at night
>not a block away from the pizza place I feel it
>my stomach is not as it should be
>everyone else is fine
>we keep walking
>the noises start
>start feeling pressure against my anus
>recognize the symptoms
>mfw
>tell them I'll head on ahead to go through my place
>my place is stil a few km away
>engage superspeed walking
>clench my ass with enough force to crush planets
>cold sweat pouring from my brow
>walking at the speed some people run
>zipping past people with my glutes tighter than a Jew's fist
>feel as if I am not gonna make it
>start cutting through streets and gardens
>reach the block
>tackle the front door
>launch myself into the toilet shoes still on
>unleash hell
Never did find out what was the ingredient that went bad, but I never encountered that problem ever again either.