/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15222696
Who said that I eat fast food, son? Don't you have any homework to do?

>>15074199
Hell no. This pandemic taught us that we still are fucking monkeys with habits that are extremely difficult to drop.
People who already cook everything themselves may have learned a thing or two. But the common slob... - perhaps they learned that they can buy their shitty take-out food from the local supermarket. That's all.

>>14943180
I'd passive aggressively remark your ass, son. Pathetic beta midget. You won't cook because your daddy taught you the way of the "industrial busy boomer". What a failure you are. You make me sick. I think I need to make some fine cuisine to cool off, fucking failed biomass.

>>14869742
You know what we should do? Instead of posting whiny posts about how to make /ck/ great again, let's just make it great by posting actual good content. But that's too much to ask for, I guess.

> are truffles a meme?
No. They separate boys from men.

> be me
> mid 20s
> have date over for dinner that evening
> kitchen is flawless
> knifes sharp like japanese steel folded a billion times
> fridge full of fresh food
> even bought some herbs in pots
> she arrives
> "Wow, anon! You've got a beautiful kitchen there!"
> thatsrightbitch.wav
> "Yeah, thanks. So, what do you wanna eat? I can fix you everything you want. How about we start with a nice....."
> "Haha, you're funny. Let's get some burgers at [insert fucking fast-food chain]."

I split the check.

>>13648986
All I did was make ramen out of a bag using hot water and mushrooms, spring onions and pepper, sauteed (fried) on medium heat. oh and fish sticks. also fried on medium heat. Simple and cheap. And without taking pictures, it would take about 15mins. I hope i can inspire someone out there to try their hand at simple cooking. It's fun!

>>13641875
> he doesn't cook for his own pleasure.

I want a cooking show with Mads Mikkelsen in-character as Hannibal Lecter.