/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Me and my two chink friends eating at KFC
>They didn’t get a dessert because they felt like having a McFlurry
>Drive them to the McDonalds across the street
>I fuck up and miss the entrance to the drive thru, they tell me to just go in through the exit instead
>It is the tightest blindest narrowest corner I’ve ever taken
>Have to make a 5 point turn
>Hit the curb
>Some bemused hobo is watching me fucking up
>There isn’t any space to turn around, so we go through the drive thru the wrong way
>Luckily we’re the only ones there because who the fuck eats lunch at 5pm
>We get to the booth where they take the orders
>Since I’m on the wrong side it’s the two chinks that make the order
>They are constantly interrupting each other, talking other each other, and changing their minds as to what kind of McFlurry they want
>This goes on for almost 5 minutes
>Once they finally make their minds up and order the lady taking the order can’t understand them
>I have to lean across the passenger and yell the order to her
>Reverse along the drive thru to pick up our orders
>Have to take the hellish corner in reverse now
>Hit the curb again
>We park in a nearby car park
>One of the chinks says he doesn’t want to eat in the car because he’s afraid of making a mess
>Go and eat our ice cream in the McDonalds