/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hate my family...
>Salads
>Loaded with Bacon and drowning in Ranch
>Any type of burger
>swimming in condiments
>step dad literally took a scoop of mayo and put it on every bite
>Fries
>mixing gallons of Mayo and Catchup
>pouring it OVER the fries
>Artichoke's
>dipping the leafs in Mayo
>drinking milk with meals
>Steak
>smothered in horse radish or A-1
>ranch and ketchup on eggs
>"Anon, put some ranch on your salad!"
>"no.....no....I'm fine, I will just stick with....a fucking salad; not that food abortion swimming in dead pig and shame dressing"
I don't understand....I just don't understand, my family's eating habits were jut fucking disgusting to me; hearing the wet crunch of them eating a "salad" and watching mayo, and ketchup, and mustard ooze out around there mouth every time they bit into a burger. NOTHING DIDN'T HAVE SOME FORM OF MAYONNAISE OR KETCHUP SLATHERED ALL OVER IT!


This thread triggered me op...
>MFW sitting at the table eating

>>5281897

>>5159491
Enjoy your soup steak

>>4477610
>crave something with mayonnaise
>deviled eggs, perfect
>boil the eggs to glorious, gel-like orange yolk stage
>bust out the mayonnaise
>splotches of ketchup, mustard, and sour cream inside
>mold forming
>fuckthis.jpg
>eat boiled eggs
>roommate comes along and uses said mayonnaise for a burger - I warn against this because of the mold
>"oh Anon it's fine if you scrape it off!"
>eats the whole burger
>blasts techno
mfw

My girlfriend wants to try making "low-sodium, vegan pho".

How do I soften the blow, /ck/?

Just hearing you eat is disgusting.