/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>found a worm in the fish again

>>11716555
>mfw I just learned I have Cushing's syndrome
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

>Joined the cooking club at uni
>Teacher made us sit around in a circle and list our favourite cheese
>Panicked and said cheddar
>Everyone laughed at me so hard I was on the verge of tears

What's the best non-pleb cheese?
I wanted to say Pepper Jack cheese but it doesn't really exist in the UK.

I'm allergic to tree nuts

>>11260702
>mfw drambuie is cheaper than entry level single malts in my cunt
>it's still expensive

my grandma used to make me and my brother potato salad with sausage whenever we visited

>>10887327
>tfw you will never live in a time period when DTs are no concern because there's a whisky machine

Not copypasta; if it seems familiar, it's because I've posted this before
>be me, functional sperglord with OCD
>on date with tinder qt
>we meet at mall and browse shops before going to eat
>she buys me a hat and I buy her one
>I put on hat
>we walk around some more
>realization hits me
>I cannot wear a hat while I eat due to OCD
>I cannot remove a hat without washing my hair immediately due to OCD
>we get to restaurant
>I only order drinks
>just sit and drink while she eats
>too embarrassed to explain why
>could cut the awkwardness at that table with a fucking knife
>walk her to her car after dinner
>no kiss goodnight
>A FUCKING HANDSHAKE
>never hear from her again

>Mom threw out my honey and peanut butter because it expired, even though I told her to leave my food alone after she threw out my habanero sauce and again after she threw out my expensive austrian mustard.

I am done, /ck/. I am so fucking done.

>mfw fucking hipsters drove up the prices in immigrunt grocery stores

>>10608142
Type 1 diabetes isn't real diabetes

>meet tinder qt at mall
>we browse shops before going to eat
>she buys me a hat and I buy her one
>put hat on
>realize I cannot eat wearing a hat due to stupid autism
>I cannot remove my hat without washing hair due to stupid autism
>FUCK
>we get to restaurant
>she orders food
>I order nothing but drinks and am too embarrassed to explain why
>rest of night is awkward as fuck
>she never calls or messages me again

>go to restaurant for lunch hungry as fuck
>order a huge seafood plate
>qt server notices I've finished eating
Fuck, I don't even want to admit this anonymously but here goes
>tells me, "Good job, man! You finished the whole thing!"
>I was 19 years old at the time
>mfw

>>10453764

>recipe makes for 4 people

>ruth's chris serves american beef in alberta

>>9695331
>it's piss potatoes
>she won
>fuck drumpf
of course, hush no more tears now.

>tfw no culvers in Europe
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>9560342
>30 truly is the new 20, especially since most people are having trouble starting their lives due to the shit economy, fewer jobs, and more competition. Whoops, you have to stop drinking to take advantage of the longer lifespan.

There's always a catch.

>>9556708
I wrote my post before I updated the thread to see the last post and now I look like fucking pleb that watches buzzfeed-tier cooking shows.

>>9492411
now i cant eat twink armpit without thinking of this fucking ass stank fruit thanks fag

/ S I P / is making fun of us again!!!

>>9071731
Half Baked. No contest.

Late Night Dough is also good.

>tfw Peanut Butter Half Baked was only a limited edition in my country and now it's gone

It was the best.

>tfw no shakeshack in my area

>tfw no five guys in my area

>tfw no in-n-out in my area

>tfw no whataburger in my area

>tfw no culvers in my area

>tfw no steak n shake in my area

ALL I HAVE ARE MCDONALDS AND 1 FUCKING BURGER KING