/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Three whole pizzas, split between the twixt of us. All three are Meat Lovers. Then we become the meat lovers.

We run our greasy sausage scented fingers over eachother's bodies and for 2 whole hours fill our bedspread with farts and our toilet with big, hefty shits. The night ends when we and our 2 2-liter bottles of Dr Pepper are exhausted.

>Go to Beau Jo's pizza in Boulder Colorado
>they are known for their ridiculous sized crusts pizzasa and drinks out of jam jars
>they serve honey with the pizza to eat with the crust
>order a 2 pound pizza with a friend
>it's basically more than half crust
>finish the toppings part in 3~4 bites for each slice then have a giant chunk of flavorless bread
>single pizza was like 26 bucks

fucking memestaurants I swear