/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what am i ordering for lunch, bros?
dubs calls.

>>16957678
Garlic is almost absent from day to day Italian cooking and outside of some specialty dishes, anon.
Dunno why Italo-American cuisine decided all Italian food needed nauseating amounts of garlic added to it.

>>12696241
>Taco Bell gives you the runs
>spicy food makes you take painful shits
These are the two biggest American food memes, and I have yet to understand how it is possible, if it really happens to them, that literally no other country on the planet encounters either symptom when eating such foods.
Is suggestion so powerful, that being told from infancy "This is supposed to happen" warps your mind to the point you actually feel the symptoms, even though someone without the same conditioning wouldn't?

>>11460135
>eggnog has to contain a "shit load of cane sugar", or it isn't eggnog
And okay, maybe omit was the wrong word. Reduce.

>>11460133
>mouthfeel

>>11460144
>some people drink too much sugar so we should never drink any sugar ever

How do you even eat your spaghetti after breaking them in half?
The shorter the pieces are, the worse they're going to coil around your fork, and it's going to be downright impossible if they're too short.
Not to mention that foreigners usually cook them until they're unedible for something like 20 minutes (like this >>10645048 guy), making matters even worse.

Is this why they do retarded shit like using a spoon to eat them?
They make things so much harder for themselves that they need support to counter-balance the self inflicted handicap?

>>10161573
>wine
>dutch oven
Isn't this a bad idea?

>>8879703
So what you're telling me is that goji berries cure cancer?

>>7168392
>cock sauce

>>6964893
>I love food but I hate eating.

>>6292601
>choice between banana fosters or rice krispie birthday cake as dessert
Tough call

what kind of dips, dressings and other things do you like having with your food?

>>5353614
maybe he turns the microwave on it's back to eat soup out of it...

>>5068918
True. But you'll never see any sort of plant that is just that straight-up violent blue color that doesn't have any purple in it.

>>4960503
>mfw I eat all that grease shit
>mfw I'm slighly underweight
This is why everybody is fat except me...oh wait

This thread makes me wanna puke.
But I like it.
It's original.

>good friend moved away for college
>is a huge weaboo, loves asian noodles
>used to cook him noodles
>want to send him something he can make without fucking up
>has a kitchen

i was thinking something like the soup mixes people layer in jars, but with ramen. something more unique than just sending him a few packets of maruchan. google isn't helping much. i'm also making cookies, just because. does /ck/ have any ideas?

also general shippable foods thread, i guess?

kfc as mid tier? should be below homo cancer tier